Friday, February 26, 2010

My Belated Happy Birthday!

Okay its too late to realize its been two years into blogging now, nothing much has changed though, am still the same and boring Manish, with less grammatical mistakes (maybe) and more consumption of Tea while writing.... So as someone commented on a post of mine, here I am writing about My Birthday...Two years back around this time, it was Shahid's birthday post from me, still love him, but am more personal about it now!
17th January 1991, One of the worst days in the history of mankind, the most boring creature took birth on Earth... It was Me, Coincidentally My Mom and Dad share their Marriage Anniversary with My birthday... *doesn't want to believe but knows that friends crack joke behind my back on My Dad's timing* So... Birthday, its a very important day in anybody's life... Everybody waits for it and most people are excited about it... and why not? Which other day in the whole year would everyone pamper you and ensure that you are enjoying and happy and stuff... But am a bit different, rather very different... Somehow am not so excited about my birthday...
I mean what is so different in the day man, its like just another day minus the phone calls....
Anyways I goofed up big time on my birthday this year... My special and close group of friends have a tradition sort of a thing which allows them to pop up at 12 am at anybody's place, cut the cake, and waste all of it on the birthday boy's face, but all of them Use Facebook.. I also use Twitter and Blogger, that gives me an edge... (no connection anyways) I am totally well versed with the plan and everything, didn't wanna fall prey to it...
16Th Jan 2010... Saturday evening. Was with Chinmay at Inorbit Mall, got myself an authentic Rubik's cube(my love for it had just grown) Dropping him to the temple he warned me that they'll be coming to my place at 12.. *Ya Ya Right Right*
17th Jan 2010... 12am BANG... Am nineteen...Okay not making any difference,Big deal! On the phone talking, forgot to switch on my call waiting... Shreya's message "Dude wads wrong whr r u? Pls pick ma calls once yaa i gotto wish u pls dun do dis" Strikes to me like a Hammer, "Oh God my call waiting" and its on the next moment! Beep beep... Call one... Beep beep Call two... and My Cellphone becomes, "Chalta phirta call center" Very obvious, It Happens with everyone I guess...
But my mystery location still untracked by Pratik, Dhruv and Chinmay... I was at my second home, Anyone who knows me, knows Malad Crepe Sation, but to my disgust, it was full, I still booked a table and then I get obscene calls from the Three idiots who had reached my home and didn't find me there, somehow they found out and reached where I was waiting to see those sad asses*I mean donkey, avoid slam in my writing*.... Mission successful, didn't fall prey to their usual mischief, in fact made a boo-boo out of them and that's why the slang in the video:-



Exciting time, had like loads and loads of fun! Nocturnal animals also eat, something we needed to realize, and we did only to start the hog-a-thon... Some raste ka khaana, and searching for a place for Hookah on the link road...
1 am... Oshiwara Crepe Station about to finish its closing for the day, think wouldn't be able to go there, but for a fact, Crepe Station Brand loyalty pays... Suraj -The manager at Oshiwara Crepe... Had a decently convincing chat with him,He arranged for shifting the closing time to an extended hour. Only on the condition of minimum billing some 1000 odd rs! Feasible... Okay.. Lets Go!
Booze, Hookah... and we leave but after making a bill of double the promised amount and having triple the expected fun,...
Phoof... Reached Home at around Three Thirty am, it was a total disruption to my body clock, needed to hit the sack and pass out and count sheep and blah blah blah....
8am... Home... Wake up with Heartfelt Birthday wishes from the family and SMS'es from all my friends, totally humbled by the unexpected affection... Start some obvious fidgeting with The Rubik's invention, manage to get One side *am still stuck* Mom, Dad and Sister watching Chance Pe Dance, Me Chill maar raha tha at home, was online but invisible... Okay Okay got to get ready and leave, But wait didn't eat anything...Umm.. "Hello domino's? Ya I want only Garlic Bread... Ya you don't send side orders... okay How many is the minimum Garlic Bread I have to order... 3? Okay ... send three... note down the address"
Having a first Nineteen year old bath, thinking of what plans ahead, but not too certain of anything... Got like totally ready, Stuffed the garlic bread with cheesy dips in my body... Leave for daadi's place, get blessings... Get MONEY... Chachi stuffs all the more food especially prepared for me, (Why does this happen with me, the whole world wants me to eat) My Cousin Brother MR. Sachin Joshi who shares his Birthday with me meets me at My daadi's place, Watch a boring cricket match for some time, then comes Rohit, Poor guy, he studied the whole week and the whole morning to spend time with me, He had taken all the required permission from Chacha and all set to leave... We leave for Oshiwara Crepe *again for me*
Hmm... time passes slow when you are normal so call Up Shreya expecting for betterment of my day, "Am coming most probably... Wait I don't think its possible... so sorry want to come... okay Shreya try to come but..." Rohit and Me still there since the last two hours,hanging out, Turn Up Rishika and Ayush, the most Violent couple I have ever seen, Have fun, little guilt comes that Poor Shreya cant come although She has left from home(Long and pretty personal to post it here)On My way back to home like in some of my last posts had a Heart-To-Heart Conversation with Rohit, still getting too many wishes through the Cellphone! Reach back home... Talk to Shreya and she gets me back to my normal life, in which the whole year am even happy and even sad, only The Birthday is supposed to take a toll!
Cheers Everybody Rock n Roll...

Shahid at Kshitij